Free Laughs - Share A Joke!: Great Come Back

This is too funny! What a come back! lmao

A man was sunbathing naked at the beach.
For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his privates.
A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a
gentleman you'd lift your hat."
He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you weren't so ugly it would lift itself."

My good friend from London sent me this hilarious joke.