Jack, a 90yrs young gentleman was used to playing golf every single day since he retired at only 24 years old.
Finally, the day came where Jack returned home from playing golf looking very sad and disappointed.
He turned to his wife and gave in, "That's it, I give up, I can't keep playing golf anymore because my eyesight is so bad to the point where I can't even see where the ball goes when I hit it."
Jack's wife tried to console him with a warm cup of tea. They sat down and she made a gesture to Jack. She said, "Why not ask my brother to go along with you, he has perfect eyesight?"
Jack replied, "How is he going to help, he's 100 years old!"
His wife said, "Yeah, well he may be a hundred years old, but as I said, he can see 20/20."
After thinking for a moment, Jack decided to give it one more shot. The next time he went along with the wife's brother in law. He gets teed up and takes a powerful swing; he can't see, just squinting away trying to see where the ball went. He asked his brother in law if he'd seen it and he replied, "yes, I sure did, remember, I have 20/20 vision!"
"Okay, great, where did it go then?" Jack questioned his in law.
"Oh, uh ... I can't remember."
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